{"product_id":"tea-alarm-mug","title":"Tea Alarm Mug","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"252\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eKickstart your tea time with a mug that captures the true spirit of British humor! This 11oz ceramic mug features a cheeky design of a red alarm tea kettle wrapped in the Union Jack, alongside three witty variations of the quote:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col data-end=\"449\" data-start=\"254\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"328\" data-start=\"254\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"326\" data-start=\"257\"\u003e\"Big Ben? No love, that's just the loudest TEA ALARM in Britain.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"390\" data-start=\"329\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"388\" data-start=\"332\"\u003e\"Missing the TEA alarm is an act of Treason\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"449\" data-start=\"391\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"447\" data-start=\"394\"\u003e\"One does not simply ignore the Tea ALARM\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"736\" data-start=\"451\"\u003eCrafted from high-quality ceramic, this mug is designed to handle even the most enthusiastic tea-drinking sessions. The vibrant red handle and inner rim add a stylish contrast, while the double-sided print ensures everyone catches the punchline — whether you're left or right-handed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"928\" data-start=\"738\"\u003ePerfect for a morning cuppa, a mid-afternoon pick-me-up, or a thoughtful gift for the tea lover in your life. Because in Britain, the loudest sound isn’t Big Ben — it’s the kettle calling!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1083\" data-start=\"930\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"943\" data-start=\"930\"\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11oz (325ml)\u003cbr data-end=\"959\" data-start=\"956\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"972\" data-start=\"959\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Durable ceramic\u003cbr data-end=\"991\" data-start=\"988\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1000\" data-start=\"991\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr data-is-only-node=\"\" data-end=\"1033\" data-start=\"1030\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1044\" data-start=\"1033\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-sided print for versatile use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1153\" data-start=\"1085\"\u003eMake every tea break a proper British moment — with a side of humor!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1153\" data-start=\"1085\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach mug gets a free Yorkshire teabag, Coz why the F not \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mystically Made","offers":[{"title":"Big Ben","offer_id":50456982946133,"sku":"","price":7.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Act of Treason","offer_id":50456982978901,"sku":"","price":7.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"One does not","offer_id":50456983011669,"sku":"","price":7.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/6112\/7509\/files\/1_cde1a7a4-5dc5-408d-b61b-12c3da117de0.png?v=1742316607","url":"https:\/\/luwmoon.co.uk\/products\/tea-alarm-mug","provider":"Luwmoon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}